i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
(Source: seven-lilies, via kennadotheavocado)
"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Someone told me to go to hell
Couldn't find it at first
But now I'm here
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
"Yes, the Bechdel Test. It’s named for Alison Bechdel, who is a comic book creator. The test is, are there two named women in the film? Do they talk to each other? And is it about something other than a man? I actually think the Bechdel Test is a little advanced for us sometimes. I have one called the Sexy Lamp Test, which is, if you can remove a female character from your plot and replace her with a sexy lamp and your story still works, you’re a hack."