April 2012
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Ladies when you catch a guy staring at ur chest he...
funniest blog ever!!!
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guys who find me appealing
kapp’n from animal crossing
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harry potter-ing up my day with the chamber of secrets, bitches.
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the fact that people actually support rick santorum and voted for him frightens me
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March 2012
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dramatically folding laundry to adele in my room
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what is this fuckery.
Straight women: boobs are great
Gay women: boobs are great
Straight guys: boobs are great
Gay guys: boobs are great
Asexuals: boobs are great
Other: boobs are great
Cats: boobs are great
Boobs: boobs are great
literally every time i start eating pringles i can’t stop it’s like my hand is possessed by the food demon and then i get to the point where my hand gets stuck at the bottom of the container
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I had to describe myself in three words on my USC application and I couldn’t think of a good third word so I just wrote “cat” and I planned on changing it but I forgot and sent it in.
I did not get into USC.
are we human
or are we fangirls
cookie package: DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH
me: nods understandingly as i eat the raw cookie dough
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