June 2012
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
1 tag
thymelords:
nerdfighters are the best
if you are a nerdfighter then you are my favourite person
fightingtheseas:
I HATE ASKING BUT I LITERALLY NEED ONE FOLLOWER TO OMY GOAL OFMG PLEASe
FOLLOW ANNIE SHE’S MY PRECIOUS QUEEN
worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
heathyr:
I hate it when you just randomly get hit with crippling embarrassment over something you did years ago and you’re writhing with your hands over your face trying to tell the memory to go away omg shut the fuck up
nanflanagan:
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
topwolff:
the last 40 seconds of violet hill by coldplay is worth a million other songs
tunnnelsnakesrule:
zombieinmybutt:
tunnnelsnakesrule:
jesscats:
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
clavid:
dekutree:
lampsarepeople2:
idiotblogger:
Helen Keller goes on a blind date
*ba dum tss*
i don’t see how this is funny
neither does she
iphone420:
The only reason I want kids is so that my kids will have kids and I can be a grandma because grandmas are the best
